Relationship Tips For Men
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Whatever you do, wag kayong basta-basta na lang sisipot sa mga haybols namin (without notice)…we run around in our underwear just like you do.
- DON’T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, malalaman at malalaman din namin ang krimen nyo and we will be mad.
- Beware of our every single male relative at sa mga kaibigan naming lalaki. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn’t even wait for the hat.
- NEVER miss an opportunity to tell us we are beautiful.
- DON’T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it’s because they’re jealous.
- Don’t be afraid to touch us if you want to. If we are going out with you in the first place, it’s because we like being in your arms.
- If you don’t sleep with us, DO NOT tell your friends that you did. Quiet ka na lang.
- If you DO sleep with us, DON’T tell your friends that you did. Wag kayong madaldal. Malalaman din naman namin yang kadaldalan nyo. Tsaka turn off yun noh.
- You can be dirty minded in private, oo … basta ba pabulong lang. hihihi! really…most of us are not offended by it.
- Not all of us eat like birds, a lot of us can eat like whales. Eto yung sinasabing katawang-babae, bitukang-lalaki.
- Most of us don’t mind paying half of everything, but we do discuss these things with our friends. Realize that if you make us pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you’re a pussy.
- Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of your SHIRTS, and a really PRETTY RING. Even if it’s not a serious relationship.
- Make sure we gets home safely as often as you can. If you’re dropping us off, walk us to the door. If you aren’t dropping us off, call to be sure we’re home safely. Pwede na rin sa text para tipid-load.
- If a guy is bothering us, karapatan nyo to beat the shit out of him.
- If you’re talking to a female friend of yours, PULL US CLOSER. Wag nyo naman kami ikahiya.
- NEVER, ever slap us kahit pabiro lang. Even if we swats you first, and says, “Kaw talaga, you’re so kaka…” or something, never make any gestures back.
- Go to a chick flick once in a while. Kever namin kung nag enjoy kayo o hindi, it just matters that you went.
- You’re dead meat if you can’t get along with our pets, parents, and best friends. Be Prince Charming to our friends, Mr. Polite to our parents, and make sure to be nice to our animals.
- Don’t flirt with our moms…that’ s just freaky. Kadiri ka.
- Don’t be freaked out by PMS. It’s not gross, and it really does make us feel like shit, so intindihin nyo na lang.
- If you don’t like the way we drive, eh kayo na kaya?
- If we’re officially dating, at ipinakikila sa mga friends mo, you’d better damn well introduce us as your girlfriend.
- Huwag masyado maging aligaga kung saan pupunta at anong gagawin tuwing may date. Minsan we only want to be with you.
- If we complain that something hurts, rub it for us WITHOUT being asked.
- Girls are fragile. Even if you’re play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
- Memorize our birthdays. You forget our birthday and you’re basically screwed for life.
- Don’t marinade in cologne, enough na yung you smell good.
- Don’t give us something stupid for our birthday or Christmas or Valentine’s day. Hindi naman kelangan maging expensive, but it has to be meaningful.
- Kung sa tingin mo the relationship isn’t going to last, don’t wait to find out. It will only hurt us more if you draw it out.
- After been dating for a while, isipin nyo na nag uumpisa na yung tiwala namin sa inyo. When we truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond kaya be careful with it. Wag nyo sana walain ang tiwala namin.
- NEVER, and i mean NEVER make us do anything we don’t wanna do. Because if you do we’ll think that you’re only after one thing. (kelangan pa ba i-memorize yun? i think you all know what that is)
August 28th, 2007 at 10:05 pm
Not all of us eat like birds, a lot of us can eat like whales. Eto yung sinasabing katawang-babae, bitukang-lalaki. ———> AKO ‘TOH! CONSTRUCTION WORKER NA HINDI PINAKAIN NG 3 ARAW!
MARU: amp! IYA dear, wala sa porma mong seksi ang pagiging Constru mo. hindi bagay sayo… mas bagay yata sau yong TODA! bwahahaha Peace!
August 28th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
ure anice girl were are u come to me
MARU: thank u, reza.
from where are u, my friend? i will come to u. NOW na! hahaha!
August 28th, 2007 at 10:46 pm
Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of your SHIRTS, and a really PRETTY RING. Even if it’s not a serious relationship.
AGREE!
MARU: spin a win!
August 29th, 2007 at 2:15 am
Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of your SHIRTS, and a really PRETTY RING. Even if it’s not a serious relationship~~~~~~hihihih nakatanggap na ako ng tatlong toh….
xiao!
MARU: Brath…buti ka pa.
ibang remembrance binibigay sa akin eh - babies! waaahhhh!
August 29th, 2007 at 9:08 am
hmm..kaya pala pati shirt ko dati eh naarbor na.
totoo nga lahat ng nakalagay dyan. malabo din talaga ang babae.
MARU: oist, pa-arbor nga ng brip o boxers mo. hahaha! hey! kelan mo ba ako sasagutin? join ka na sa WP!
August 29th, 2007 at 9:20 am
agree! teka maru, ilan na pala ang anak mo? hehe. makagawa nga ng advice letter para sayo tungkol sa suliranin ko, ok lang? ^^
MARU: hi raymund. i got two children. ok lang, ano ba suliranin mo? sa pag gawa ng anak? nakow! kelangan ang actual DEMO nyan. hahaha! joke lang. di nga, ano yun?
August 29th, 2007 at 10:46 am
nakatanggap na ako ng stuffed toys at ring pero tshirt di pa. hehehe.
MARU: buti ka pa sis, ako puro kunsumisyon natatanggap ko sa mga lalaki. hahaha
August 29th, 2007 at 11:26 am
Salamat Maru. Ngayon ay mas natatakot na akong pumasok sa isang relasyon. Hahaha!
MARU: tsee! OA mo ha. papano ka pa papasok sa isang relasyon eh nasa loob ka na? wahihi
August 29th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
tnx maru sa mga blog mo,dami ko na222han syo,lalo n ngaun marami ako problema,gudluck syo & god bless u.
MARU: hi aries, sana maging maayos agad ang problema mo sa lalong madaling panahon. goodluck din sau at maraming salamat sa pagdalaw mo.
August 29th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
NEVER, and i mean NEVER make us do anything we don’t wanna do. Because if you do we’ll think that you’re only after one thing. (kelangan pa ba i-memorize yun? i think you all know what that is)
–VERY TRUE.
MARU: hello mithi dear.
August 29th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
goddess ang haba ng listahan mo. baka naman mahilo na ang guys niyan, alam naman nating madaming gusto mag-apply sayo.
MARU: langya! sweetiepie, wala nga eh. charoz! :d
August 29th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
haha! anong brip ba gusto mo? yung bago bago pa or yung bacon garter na? LOL 2 pa lang boxer shorts ko parehong bigay ng babae
wala pa rin ako wordpress..baka sa september ako gagawa. pag sinumpong daliri ko.
MARu: ok sige ikaw bahala. pero pag lumipat ka ng WP…sigurado akong magugustuhan mo talaga dito.
August 29th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
I like this…totoong totoo Ga. heheh!
MARU: ga, siempre totoo lahat yan. galing mismo sa utak ng babae yan.
August 29th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
I like this entry. Tumpak lahat ng sinabi mo!
MARU: hello Amelie, thank u for the visit.:D sana u will make it a habit. hehehe!
August 30th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
nice nice nice
August 30th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
“If you DO sleep with us, DON’T tell your friends that you did. Wag kayong madaldal. Malalaman din naman namin yang kadaldalan nyo. Tsaka turn off yun noh.”
Etong isa sa mga nakakabwisit na ugali ng guys. Kaya, inuunahan ko na mag tsismis, hehehe
sino dako nota?
MARU: langya! mamared, tsismisan mo nga ako minsan tungkol dun sa mga naitumba mong mga lulurki.
August 31st, 2007 at 5:08 am
Kung di kayo handang ipaglaban ang gf niyo, then get lost! lol
MARU: di ka naman galit nyan, honeypie.
August 31st, 2007 at 2:57 pm
ako simple lang gusto ko — all of the above, hehe
September 4th, 2007 at 6:47 pm
dagdag ko lang:
guys wag nating bibitinin ang mga babae!
MARU: hahaha! uu, dapat lalaki lang ang binibitin. hello eNoch!
September 5th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
san mo b nakukuha ang mga ideang ganyan maru? galing mo tlga…. :)you’re my idol…. lahat ng sinabi mo totoo… goodluck and godbless your family my friend…. :*
MARU: uyyy…maraming salamat sa pagdalaw mo dito sa blog ko. Kaw din…goodluck sau at pagpalain nawa kayo ni God - buong pamilya nyo:D
September 6th, 2007 at 6:58 pm
Hello Maru! napadaan lang! bgo ako pasali dito.haha…
MARU: huy ano ka ba, lei? siempre naman…ur most welcome lagi.
pramis ha…sali ka lagi. 