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Friday Humor 12.04.15

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PASAHERO: “Para po.”
PASAHERO: “Para po!”
PASAHERO: “Para pooo!”
DRIVER : “May bababa?”
PASAHERO: “Wala po manong sa inyo na lang ako matutulog, sobrang layo ko na eh.”

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“THE RICH ZOO”
– Yan yung daan na hindi liko-liko, The rich zoo lang.

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In a fastfood resto…
CREW: “Ano po order niyo?
CUSTOMER: “One large burger and one large soda.”
CREW: “Dito niyo po kakainin?”
CUSTOMER: “Puwede sa table na lang. Nakakahiya kasi may nakapila sa likuran.”
CREW: “Ayaw niyo po sa plato para di baboy tingnan?”

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A lady was feeling unwell, so she went to her doctor.
Doctor asked if she ever had chicken pox.
“No,” she replied, “but I have had chicken nuggets.”

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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

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“Nobody knows I’m glad to meet you.”
Sa Pilipino?

Walang katawan, ilong, masaya akong karne ka..

Wala nang ulitan ng basa! 🙂

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Sign outside a bar:
“Do not drop your cigarette butts on the floor. It burns the hands and knees of customers when they leave.”

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After weeks of getting the cold shoulder from his wife, the unhappy husband confronted her, “Admit it, the only reason you married me is because my grandfather left me a billion dollars.”
His wife shot back, “Don’t be ridiculous, I don’t care who left it to you!”

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Isang gabi, sinabihan ng isang lalake sa asawa niya:
“Matulog ka na! Yung eyebags mo, mas malaki na sa dede mo.”

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TUYO…
Minsan ulam,
minsan pepe niya.

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oOo

“Sa panahon ngayon, pagkain na lang ang masarap ipaglaban.”

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